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we are in most pathetic man in history territory
I will never understand billionaires. Enough money to do anything they want for the rest of their life, and they spend their finite time on this shit.
It's such a show of his tiny baby brain that Elon keeps fucking up his alt posting. Like, he could have his own device per account. He could pay a guy to make sure he is on the right account. He owns the platform and could have his own UI for this shit.
But it's just not a thought, because he himself thinks he's too smart to ever fuck up and the MANY MANY examples that show otherwise are just banished from his mind. The billionaire mind is not human.
he himself thinks he's too smart to ever fuck up and the MANY MANY examples that show otherwise are just banished from his mind
Reminds me Pirate Software. Not a billionaire though, just white petite bourgeoisie. Clearly the chud mind was dullled by self-indulgence and expectations of automatic privilege
Oh for sure, those two are very similar!
So Brace was actually hitting on musk?
That means he probably weaseled out of his fight with Zuckerberg by pretending to be his mom
I'm dying
Why doesn't the richest human in the history of forever have something better to do than be on Twitter? Couldn't he buy a strip club at 10x the price because he's bored and then have all the dancers wear clown suits and do a flash mob, but then buy dinner for the entire mob but instead of dinner it's a burrito made out of everything they have in the restaurant and have them play Lord of the Rings from a projector onto the wall of the restaurant? It would not even phase the amount of liquid cash he has. He could go sicko mode every day for the rest of his days and it might hit the interest he gains in a single month from the cumulative expenses.
But he's on fucking Twitter?????
Edit: and by the way, if he wanted to be such a big fucking nerd, why not get an AI agent to post in the other accounts?! He gets caught out not just being on Twitter in the first place, not just cosplaying as his mom, but being the tech guy doing this shit MANUALLY???? Fucking LOSER
why not get an AI agent to post
a) I genuinely don't think he's smart enough to work out how to do that
b) This kind of mistake is actually the exact kind of mistake an AI agent would make, so maybe he did figure it out
He's chasing the thing he desires most that his money doesn't grant him
how sad for brace
Brace rn: 
fakenews headline: standoff at tesla headquarters leaves 2 dead - elon musk among casualties
fakenews headline a la NY Post: ELON DEAD - Crazed Podcast Gunman 'Racial Jake' Pens Manifesto - SCOOP INSIDE
Brace sexted with Elon Musk posting as his mother, but leftists are ready for that conversation
That's the real tragedy, Brace has been trying to romance her for years now and it wasn't even the real deal.
Here’s a sentence or thought that has never once existed before this unbearable man did it first:
“I’m going to lie about being my mother to make myself look cool.”
Even Norman Bates didn’t think “this will make me, Norman, look cooler”
Christ this guy
I felt bad for him for a second and then I remembered it's Elon Musk
I do kind of pity him. Like Gollum, that which provides for him also transformed him into a detestable, evil creature. If the world he was born into wasn't so fucking evil, he likely wouldn't have turned out so evil himself.
If he hopped in a volcano I might feel slightly bad for him.
I would feel bad for the volcano
I was thinking it could've been Errol who wrote this, but they got divorced back in 1979 according to Wikipedia. Sounds unlikely to me that they'd share passwords 47 years later. Sad, pathetic Elon.
Sorry, my opinion of him can't get lower after I saw his Elden Ring build
Honestly that’s whatever compared to him paying someone else to run his Path of Exile 2 account.
And then completely showing his ass by streaming it for everyone to see that he doesn't have a clue as to how the game works
There's so many layers to why it's funny. For someone who's so desperate for approval (from gamers, lmao) you'd think he'd put a tiniest bit of effort, but I guess that's the sigma zillionaire mindset
He lied. To GAMERS.
Grok, is this true?
It seems more likely to me that a 78-year-old woman accidentally quoted the wrong tweet.
So she was talking to someone else about their mom?
I think Elon thought he was pretending to be his dad but he was on his mom’s account instead. Both his parents have better things to do than be on Twitter. I think they’re on Hexbear.
We'll know which account is his dad if we ever have a struggle session on wether it's ok for stepdads to marry their stepdaughters.
hey, that could wind up being woody allen
Everyone has better things to do than be on twitter, but alas.
Saddest man of the century award
You'd think with all that money he could buy himself an ounce of dignity.
I mean it's not that hard, i seen even completely worthless political turds be given some dignity once in the hands of professional trainers, but Musk is one of two people immune to that, second being lech wałęsa.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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