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this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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Why doesn't the richest human in the history of forever have something better to do than be on Twitter? Couldn't he buy a strip club at 10x the price because he's bored and then have all the dancers wear clown suits and do a flash mob, but then buy dinner for the entire mob but instead of dinner it's a burrito made out of everything they have in the restaurant and have them play Lord of the Rings from a projector onto the wall of the restaurant? It would not even phase the amount of liquid cash he has. He could go sicko mode every day for the rest of his days and it might hit the interest he gains in a single month from the cumulative expenses.
But he's on fucking Twitter?????
Edit: and by the way, if he wanted to be such a big fucking nerd, why not get an AI agent to post in the other accounts?! He gets caught out not just being on Twitter in the first place, not just cosplaying as his mom, but being the tech guy doing this shit MANUALLY???? Fucking LOSER
a) I genuinely don't think he's smart enough to work out how to do that
b) This kind of mistake is actually the exact kind of mistake an AI agent would make, so maybe he did figure it out
He's chasing the thing he desires most that his money doesn't grant him