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I got it at a yard sale

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[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I'm too metric too understand this joke.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Oh you and your sillymeters.

[-] JaymesRS@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago

I heard they weren’t making yardsticks any longer.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

It was half off.

this post was submitted on 05 May 2026

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