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Flock of cows (thelemmy.club)

submitted 20 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[-] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

A flork of cows? I hear, you have to license their works...

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

I might be moving to Montana soon…

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 17 hours ago

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon?

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

That, or a mental toss flycoon.

[-] iUseTc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

Going into dental floss business?

[-] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Don't worry, we'll still keep in touch!

this post was submitted on 04 May 2026

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