vegan beaverskin hat
Babushanka
walked into the salon and said "gimme the ushanka"
I'm sorry, it's too tall.

POWERFUL
I was going to say, that's no hair style. That's @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net taking a nap.
That's a kiwi

BASED and KILLER
Also it's an Afro, but since it's a white lady maybe it's a Caucaso
The Spaceballs Helmet
ushankaren
The "Not Sneaking Food Into The Theater"
Van de Graf generator
That's the Unity Fur Shader
Best comment right here
The Lucille (Ball Is Life)
Spaceballs: The Haircut
Edit: Damn, @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net beat me to it 
The tribble
The Master of Tribbles
The Frunkle
The Queensguard
30% Marge
The Dignitarian
The Langolier
Hilarious
A capybara?
Kaorben.
Lynchian
Europo
The Eagle's Nest
"I'm going to a b-ball game I want to be festive do it up like a b-ball"
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo