vegan beaverskin hat

Babushanka

walked into the salon and said "gimme the ushanka"

That's a kiwi

POWERFUL

BASED and KILLER

Also it's an Afro, but since it's a white lady maybe it's a Caucaso

The Spaceballs Helmet

ushankaren

The "Not Sneaking Food Into The Theater"

Van de Graf generator

That's the Unity Fur Shader

bearskin

The Lucille (Ball Is Life)

The tribble

Spaceballs: The Haircut

Edit: Damn, @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net beat me to it

30% Marge

The Frunkle

The Queensguard

The Master of Tribbles

The Dignitarian

Hilarious

The Langolier

Kaorben.

A capybara?

Europo

The Eagle's Nest

"I'm going to a b-ball game I want to be festive do it up like a b-ball"

bulbous bouffant