Shamelessly stolen from one of this weeks FunFacts episodes (independent German News format)

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[–] 62 points 4 months ago (7 children)

As a reptile, this offends me.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Your dynamic approach to typing offends me.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    His syntactically important whitespace offends me.

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago

    Don't make him sound cool.

    It's also an anagram of Pete Hitler.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    It's well-known that TS Eliot is an anagram of toilets.

    More fun s that his full name, Thomas Stearns Eliot, is an anagram of I am a lesson to the arts (and also loathsome train sets)

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm just saying, "pedophiles are in charge" turned out to be true. Expect this year to find out about how the right wing have been projecting "reptilian conspiracy" too.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago*

    The most amazing thing to me is the online pedophile conspiracy culture, the one we worringly laughed at, the one that's obsessively combed the internet and warned us for two decades, got an honest to god pedo cabal thrown in their faces, and...

    Cannot see it?

    It's so anti climactic.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Clever.

    Here’s a good one:

    “Walker Texas Ranger” <—> “Karate Wrangler Sex”

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    He knows the antichrist is coming because... it's him.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Now I have the intro theme from "V" stuck in my head. Thanks.

    V - The final battle

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    "Mark Zuckerberg" -> "cum rag berzerkk"

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I'm stealing that.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I absolutely love this MF DOOM track about the Reptilians conspiracy

    https://genius.com/Jj-doom-guvnor-badbadnotgood-remix-lyrics

    Also check the original. It's amazing how DOOM will do a remix with the same ideas but all new words. It's like he's rapping circles around everyone else.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    Either arrangement, still a disgusting delusional chucklefuck.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    Elon Musk: Sunk Mole.

    Mark Zuckerberg: Kerb Muck Grazer.

    Sergey Brin: Beery Grins.

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