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"Peter Thiel" is an anagram of "The Reptile"
(feddit.org)
As a reptile, this offends me.
Your dynamic approach to typing offends me.
His syntactically important whitespace offends me.
Well boys, looks like we've got ourselves a snake case.
Mixed with some Pascal case.
I prefer the term "load-bearing indentation"
I hissed.
(That was genuinely funny, thanks for the chuckle)
It's...
Don't make him sound cool.
It's also an anagram of Pete Hitler.
It's well-known that TS Eliot is an anagram of toilets.
More fun s that his full name, Thomas Stearns Eliot, is an anagram of I am a lesson to the arts (and also loathsome train sets)
R. Daneel Olivaw <-> Weird Anal Love
Cordwainer Smith <--> I am Retchin' Sword
Donald Trump = Incompetent bucket of piss
I'm just saying, "pedophiles are in charge" turned out to be true. Expect this year to find out about how the right wing have been projecting "reptilian conspiracy" too.
The most amazing thing to me is the online pedophile conspiracy culture, the one we worringly laughed at, the one that's obsessively combed the internet and warned us for two decades, got an honest to god pedo cabal thrown in their faces, and...
Cannot see it?
It's so anti climactic.
Clever.
Here’s a good one:
“Walker Texas Ranger” <—> “Karate Wrangler Sex”
Also: Extra large swanker.
He knows the antichrist is coming because... it's him.
It's not him, he's just good friends with him.
"but .. the .. it .. ... w.. the thing ... so ... the ..." 😵💫 🤯
Now I have the intro theme from "V" stuck in my head. Thanks.
"Mark Zuckerberg" -> "cum rag berzerkk"
I'm stealing that.
I absolutely love this MF DOOM track about the Reptilians conspiracy
https://genius.com/Jj-doom-guvnor-badbadnotgood-remix-lyrics
Also check the original. It's amazing how DOOM will do a remix with the same ideas but all new words. It's like he's rapping circles around everyone else.
Either arrangement, still a disgusting delusional chucklefuck.
Elon Musk: Sunk Mole.
Mark Zuckerberg: Kerb Muck Grazer.
Sergey Brin: Beery Grins.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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