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People always tell me they're well done

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I read all the fancy steakhouses serve dry old steaks..."

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

"This isn't well done, it's congratulations"

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

"Just knock the horns off and wipe it's ass and that's how I like my steak!"

this post was submitted on 02 May 2026

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