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1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Spam teleporting hacks plus easy hiding using the teleport ability? Heckle yeah
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Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.
The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.
5 If you want to see the world burn
The ability to see inside any empty container could be useful depending on how granular you’re being with “empty”. Could get a good job screening for contraband or any other job where you expect containers to be empty, as quality control.
Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.
I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af
You could escape from anything with number 3
2 + 3
2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.
I think you guys are underrating a few of these
- 8 could be useful if you're a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read
- 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?)
- 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you'll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.
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Teleport obviously
5 and 8.
Languages are rad and so are toasters.
3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.
As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.