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[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

10 hours younger than what?

Take a photo of yourself.

Waiting 10 hours then do it again.

Then if you choose you can look like you did in the first photo.

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[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What's the khitan word for gravel?

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Become the most profitable gravel supplier in history due to having no land acquisition or extraction costs, not to mention no need to plan for when one site runs out of usable gravel.

[-] PrimePathPioneer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

3 and 7, teleporting a short distance like that can be extremely useful to get past roors and fences. Identifying whether a container was empty or not reliably is good enough proof to clean out this list without being powerful enough that the majority of people would actually believe I have magic, plus I don't have to reveal my teleporting ability.

[-] LostWon@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.

[-] Rhllor@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

5 If you want to see the world burn

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
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[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

2 and 6,

Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

[-] Octopus1348 3 points 2 years ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

[-] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Teleport obviously

[-] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

5 and 8.

Languages are rad and so are toasters.

[-] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

2 and 8. Start a gravel selling business and write a book on Khitan

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

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