The directions on how to get there are wild. First you enter a gated community, and then you gotta drive FOR A MILE to a property called "The train station", which is, a parking lot with no trains. From here you need to travel ANOTHER mile, I assume on foot, to the property.

And every step of the way, they assure you, multiple times, that these buildings all have restrooms.

If they said it once, I'd not have thought twice about it. But they repeat it like 4 more times that they have restrooms. Now I'm suspicious why that point had to be driven home so hard. I don't even know what the conspiracy is, but I'm still suspicious of their bathrooms.

“with many styles and movements represented, such as Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Neoclassical, Baroque, Eastlake, Hollywood Regency, Greco-Roman, Rococo, Victorian, French Empire, Asian, and, of course Antique and traditional American”

All that junk and not a single magic lamp. Dibs on the Lenny G sign tho

I'll take the life-size Blues Brothers, please.