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Kate "Top 1% of All Vaginas" Toto reflects on being bestowed the title of Top 1% of All Vaginas:

Hi everyone. Kate here…

I know this seems unhinged, but oral sex isn’t talked about enough.

Oral sex carries genuine risks. HSV-1 (oral herpes) can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. HPV passed through oral sex is now the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancers in the US (surpassing tobacco). And oral gonorrhea in particular is becoming antibiotic-resistant at alarming rates.

The bacteria in saliva can also disrupt the vaginal microbiome, and studies have linked receptive oral sex to higher rates of bacterial vaginosis.

Oral sex is great… the problem is that we don’t treat it seriously.

People who would never skip a condom will go down on a new partner without a second thought. People don’t get tested for oral STIs…. or talk to partners about dental health, recent illness, or when they were last screened.

It’s a public health gap.

I’m grateful I have a partner who takes my health, his health, and our collective health seriously.

Be safe lovely humans ❤️

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[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

She's not strictly wrong. There are risks with all sex and they should be taken seriously.

But also what

[-] fox@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah more power to the message but if she and the vampire are monogamous I don't think she needs to submit her gooch to regular testing to see if her microbiome has developed the immortality potion

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

kelly Dental damnation

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The immortal techbro with the bloodboy son made a post on X Dot Com The Everything Site about how good he is at eating pussy. This is the eatee's response.

If that still doesn't make sense, honestly, you're better off not knowing. Return to your mind palace and purge this memory.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Unfortunately I'm burdened with enough knowledge to parse this cursed scribbled note and now my mind screams in the agony of recognition.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

This is the kind of response I would expect from someone who just had the worst oral sex of their life.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

I hate the fucking internet.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Siri play Africa by toto

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

we're gonna need a bigger wut emoji

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

About a month ago she posted:

why has Christianity been alive for 2,000 years without a CEO... while most startups die in 18 months?

this question led to this article 👇

https://nitter.net/_katetolo/status/2039851509136154805#m

And here's a reply from @MrBitcoinUSA under the retweeted article link:

I stumbled onto this article randomly & unintentionally. After reading it in full, I feel I was supposed to read it & my consciousness led me here. I was riveted by this. Personally I “feel” agree everything presented in this article is true.

What baffles me is that almost (1/2)

Half a million people have read this article so far and less than 100 have liked it. Are people really that disconnected & unaware of the relevance, importance, significance of this?! Apparently so…

Personally I am incredibly eager to read your next article, 2 of 2. Phenomenal!

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

i can't seem to navigate to see the actual article before running into the twitter login wall. any chance someone could recreate it here?

i want to read about how christianity made it this far without a CEO.

im assuming it was because the COO was smart enough to engage in a stock buy back program with the savings from the redundancies found by McKinsey & Company.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Kate Toto

I think that says Kate Tolo in the original twat. excuse me, tweet.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Toto, I don't think we're in Kan's ass anymore

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

brb going to tell my wife i plan to treat oral sex very seriously wml

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly you've only had the bottom 1% of vagina

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

this implies that the only way to get to the top 1% is to have an std

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

They should start a yogurt brand or something

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for unlocking the memory of the yogurt made with vaginal yeast and period blood popsicles.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Whats the ph

below 4.5 which inhibits virtually all known pathogens

how long until Immortality Bro just crawls up in there to pickle himself and become reborn as the first living Bog Body

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

how long until Immortality Bro just crawls up in there to pickle himself and become reborn as the first living Bog Body

CW NSFW ALL OF IT crude humor

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bryan "I can only reach the top 1% of the vagina" Johnson

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