Kate "Top 1% of All Vaginas" Toto reflects on being bestowed the title of Top 1% of All Vaginas:

Hi everyone. Kate here…

I know this seems unhinged, but oral sex isn’t talked about enough.

Oral sex carries genuine risks. HSV-1 (oral herpes) can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. HPV passed through oral sex is now the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancers in the US (surpassing tobacco). And oral gonorrhea in particular is becoming antibiotic-resistant at alarming rates.

The bacteria in saliva can also disrupt the vaginal microbiome, and studies have linked receptive oral sex to higher rates of bacterial vaginosis.

Oral sex is great… the problem is that we don’t treat it seriously.

People who would never skip a condom will go down on a new partner without a second thought. People don’t get tested for oral STIs…. or talk to partners about dental health, recent illness, or when they were last screened.

It’s a public health gap.

I’m grateful I have a partner who takes my health, his health, and our collective health seriously.

Be safe lovely humans ❤️

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[–] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She's not strictly wrong. There are risks with all sex and they should be taken seriously.

But also what

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    The immortal techbro with the bloodboy son made a post on X Dot Com The Everything Site about how good he is at eating pussy. This is the eatee's response.

    If that still doesn't make sense, honestly, you're better off not knowing. Return to your mind palace and purge this memory.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    This is the kind of response I would expect from someone who just had the worst oral sex of their life.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I hate the fucking internet.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    Siri play Africa by toto

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    we're gonna need a bigger wut emoji

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    About a month ago she posted:

    why has Christianity been alive for 2,000 years without a CEO... while most startups die in 18 months?

    this question led to this article 👇

    https://nitter.net/_katetolo/status/2039851509136154805#m

    And here's a reply from @MrBitcoinUSA under the retweeted article link:

    I stumbled onto this article randomly & unintentionally. After reading it in full, I feel I was supposed to read it & my consciousness led me here. I was riveted by this. Personally I “feel” agree everything presented in this article is true.

    What baffles me is that almost (1/2)

    Half a million people have read this article so far and less than 100 have liked it. Are people really that disconnected & unaware of the relevance, importance, significance of this?! Apparently so…

    Personally I am incredibly eager to read your next article, 2 of 2. Phenomenal!

    There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    i can't seem to navigate to see the actual article before running into the twitter login wall. any chance someone could recreate it here?

    i want to read about how christianity made it this far without a CEO.

    im assuming it was because the COO was smart enough to engage in a stock buy back program with the savings from the redundancies found by McKinsey & Company.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Kate Toto

    I think that says Kate Tolo in the original twat. excuse me, tweet.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Toto, I don't think we're in Kan's ass anymore

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    brb going to tell my wife i plan to treat oral sex very seriously wml

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    They should start a yogurt brand or something

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Whats the ph

    below 4.5 which inhibits virtually all known pathogens

    how long until Immortality Bro just crawls up in there to pickle himself and become reborn as the first living Bog Body

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    how long until Immortality Bro just crawls up in there to pickle himself and become reborn as the first living Bog Body

    CW NSFW ALL OF IT crude humor

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Bryan "I can only reach the top 1% of the vagina" Johnson

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