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Cheese toast at 12 AM?
...what is cheese toast?
I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know
So you take the cheese, right
And you take the toast, yeah?
And then get this: You cheese the toast.
but like, unmelted? with butter?
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…what is cheese toast?
It's when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.
Mmm, you get something warm, white, and gooey. Make sure you swallow.
see now that sounds actually awesome
Probably cheese melted onto toast?
...but why not grill it then....like 1000% better for a tiny bit more work
I agree, but at 3am it might be asking a lot. My guess is it's a snack their kid can make themselves.
Personally, I'd probably not have gone to bed yet, so I'd grill it.
"No, make it yourself."
Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I'm excited.
Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.
Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.
I'm pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France
I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is a classic.
It's weird because if you had said "tomato basil soup" then I would have upvoted you. But you said ketchup so you can rot in hell.
Ever tried mustard?
Don't tell the Marechal de la Court
Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?
Ketchup is more like a tomato jam than a sauce.
But also I'm overstaying things quite a bit.
But there's no ketchup on a cheese board in France, that I can tell you.
And here I am saying they're a freak when they don't want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that's gotta give a dry mouth.
I'm sorry, with what on the side?
My wife is a freak like that.
It's basically a grilled cheese with tomato soup, though.
I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in .. ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: "Do you want to get boneless wings?"
And I'm like: "???? Is that code? It's like 9:20 PM"
She goes: "No, I want wings"
So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.
We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:
"Hell yeah, wings".
It turns out she had ADHD and that's just totally normal behavior with that condition
Yeah I have adhd and occasionally have to interrupt TV with my wife for a beer or food run. She puts up with it because beer.
Wait...do I make double-entendres all the time without knowing it? Am I just going around, doing mating calls on everyone?
What are you, the world's dumbest man ?
Man don't you think that adhd is just psycho bollocks? What you proved here is nothing more other that your girlfriend was just hungry
~2011?
2016 or later for MHA anime.
You need ADHD to want wings with your anime?
Yeah, ADHD is identified with the BCWT (Boneless Chicken Wing Test)
It turns out she's human and that's just totally normal behavior for humans.
Fat husband can’t run away easily.
I didn't know cheese toast was a thing
I thought that was just what Americans called a cheese toastie lol
But, what about the gloriousness of garlic cheese bread?
Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.
I figured the thought would be better articulated: "I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I'm at it?"
It's a polite "do you want one too?" Rather than saying that they want one
Yeah, but if you say they dont actually end up doing it for themselves
Hunger is the best flavouring, company is the second best.
If you're not actually hungry and not eating together, snacking isn't always worth it.
Yeah, often it's a "I could go for [thing], but not enough to get up, but if wife wants it too that'll be enough to get me up"
Bitches love cheese toast
Congratulations! When is the child due?
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026
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