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He’s seen it all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?

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Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's Klingons in the owner's room, Jim!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

More like Ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Its united Jim, but not as we know it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

Oh wait…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.

Mind control them to behave around women

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He's seen everything. He's seen it all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Ive seen everything"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Posh Spice walks in

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Make it so!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The multiverse of madness

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.

If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.

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Wait Picard?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tea, earl grey, hawwt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Set the course to Champions League.

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Make it so.

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He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We have engaged... the ~~Borg~~ Board.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people

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“Maguire! His head, wide!”

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Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When he sees the next poor results and sacks ETH: "The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"

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Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense

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Cerebro transfer committee

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Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Make it so!

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