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He’s seen it all

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    THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?

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    I thought Jim Branning died years ago

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    Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (3 children)

    Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score

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    Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    There's Klingons in the owner's room, Jim!

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (8 children)

    If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

    Oh wait…

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...

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    [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    He's seen everything. He's seen it all.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford

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    Make it so!

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    The multiverse of madness

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    “Maguire! His head, wide!”

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.

    If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.

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    Wait Picard?

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Tea, earl grey, hawwt

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Set the course to Champions League.

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    Make it so.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    We have engaged... the Borg Board.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people

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    Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    When he sees the next poor results and sacks ETH: "The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense

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    Cerebro transfer committee

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.

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