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Huh? Oh.
He’s seen it all
THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?
I thought Jim Branning died years ago
Make it so
Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.
Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score
Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause
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Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it
There's Klingons in the owner's room, Jim!
More like Ferengi.
Its united Jim, but not as we know it.
If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
Oh wait…
Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...
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Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence
Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.
He's seen everything. He's seen it all.
Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford
"Ive seen everything"
Posh Spice walks in
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Make it so!
The multiverse of madness
One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.
If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.
Mild shock
Wait Picard?
Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?
Tea, earl grey, hawwt
Set the course to Champions League.
Make it so
Make it so.
He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.
We have engaged... the ~~Borg~~ Board.
Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people
Engage!
“Maguire! His head, wide!”
Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣
When he sees the next poor results and sacks ETH: "The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"
Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense
Cerebro transfer committee
Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible
Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."
I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.
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