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[The Athletic] Patrick Stewart to take Man Utd chief executive role when Arnold departs (theathletic.com)
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[–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (8 children)

If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.

    Oh wait…

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    And I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Rooney and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and...

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