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[–] 66 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Fuck that I’m 100% ready to become a little goblin. Imma get down to some goblin type stuff,

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  • [–] [S] 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Little goblin thoughts, like making goblin stew, crafting goblin traps, infecting little goblin poo-knives, training small animals to be goblin mounts,

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    Planning to go to war with the pixies, until some one gives me a mix tape with the pixies on it, then hiding my love for the pixies from my goblin friends, and getting confused when someone tells me the pixies are human

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  • [–] 43 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    That's nothing, yesterday I made my wife an omelette.

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago

    but what if he's tired of work and wants to be a little goblin for a change?

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    Looks like the guy from peglin

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Where can I find a gf, that would sew me a goblin, post it online, then get accused of turning me into a goblin?

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's been 4 hours. It must've worked. Op is a goblin now!

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    If he gets to ride between boobs it might be a good vacation

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Statistics say that there is a decent amount of Boyfriends for who this would be an improvement.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I wanna be a little goblin 🥺

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    He got better...

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I’m laughing my balls of

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I disagree. Some people do deserve this.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    😂😂😂

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Looks like Peglin

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