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All that AND you get to be cute?! Some guys have all the luck.

My mom and I were once on a 20-hour flight from Singapore to New York. We were in economy, and there was a whole row of five seats free. Got to put up all the armrests and sleep all stretched out, while the other person got a set of three seats off to the side to lounge in.

We had friends in first class, and I peeped through the curtain to invite them to sleep, but they turned us down. But first class was absolutely packed and the seats didn't fully recline, so we were much more comfortable in our cheap seats.

Lol glad you're having a good time, man!

The last time I flew, I got excited because it put me at a window seat. When I boarded the plane, I found out that my row just had a wall without any windows lol. You win some, you lose some. May the airplane gods smile upon you!

Traveling around the holidays is great. The best flight I ever took was in early December. Everybody and their grandma just flew home from Thanksgiving; everybody was saving up and working to pay for Christmas. The Philly airport was deserted. Getting from the ticket counter to my gate was like 4 minutes. I had time to eat so many crab fries.

youve now realized that you can drink on all flights

I had this once, it was awesome! And then my next flight was the worst one I've ever had. So prepare yourself just in case life is currently snickering behind its hand at you because it plans to fuck your shit up next go-around :(

I had this happen on a 17 or so hour flight from Canada to Australia. I wasn't even paying attention and only realised I still had the entire middle row free as the plane started taxiing. It was glorious.

Last time I flew economy between europe and asia it was only me and this other guy sitting in the entire economy section. And we were on the same row. "You're not gonna be offended if I move, do you?"

two free drinks, AND IM CUTE

I also get cuter as I drink. I also sing- and fight better.

Yeeeeeee

The last time I flew I got a free upgrade to the exit row seat. They needed someone to occupy the seat in case of an emergency. Raised my hand immediately as soon as they asked for volunteers.

This post is missing mention or photo of the steam deck.

Okay, the free jack and coke got me excited for you.

That, my friend, is called a ghetto upgrade haha.

One time I flew transatlantic with my two young kids and their mum, I swear the flight attendants were trying to see how drunk they could reasonably get me.

If they're being generous, be gracious - but don't forget to ask for more. It doesn't come out of their pockets and you've already paid a bomb (on land I can say that word).

I was on a flight to Europe just as COVID was beginning - early 2020 - and flight crew outnumbered passengers, which was nice. I got stuck in EU for over half a year past my planned return date because of cancelled flights, which was less nice..

Was super hungover one time and had a whole middle row, 5 seats, to myself. I definitely would have been puking if I wasn't able to lie down.

I've lucked out a couple times on flights to Europe from the US where I got the whole middle row of five seats to myself. Flights have been completely packed in recent years, though.

Now we know where the party's at.

Great read! Have a good flight!

Hell yeah!

Look at you living your best life!

YO what airline is this? They give you arms rests that fold up???