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[–] 60 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Poor tumour, being afflicted with a malignant Netanyahu.

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Cancer is ANTI SEMETIC NOW!

    -The BBC!

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    No. I am atheist.

    Edit: I wouldn’t wish death on anyone. Period. But Netanyahu is probably the most prolific terrorist if anyone alive on our planet today.

    I will not pray for him. Or wish him well. But I also won’t wish him harm.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    zionism is a pro-state cancer lmao

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Hmm, weird. I never thought I'd be rooting for the cancer, but here we are.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    New research shows his particular form can be treated with a bulldozer.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Early stage is usually nothing, he’s old but prostate cancer usually takes like a decade to be serious. Shame it ain’t pancreatic.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    There are types that can metastasize very quickly (small-cell carcinoma, for instance). Fuck Netanyahu. He can rot. But you blokes out there of relevant age/family history, don't be complacent about getting tested. It's typically just a blood test to initially find out how things are going. Dr Fingerpound often doesn't even make an appearance.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Oh no, it's metastasized! I really hope they can remove Netanyahu from the Tumor. They didn't deserve that.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Hopefully he will not get medical help next time.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Plot twist. He is the cancer.

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    These news stories never seem to bring results. He's got enough money to make the US his lapdog, maybe the rich just have better medical treatment.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Man doing PR for prostate cancer now

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    A cancer in bones or guts are probably more desirable.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Correction, that was a benign tumour.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Has anyone actually seen him in the last 3 weeks? Every video they post has some artifact pointing towards AI. Has there been video of him meeting with someone we can verify?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    He was all over TV the other day, joining the crowds to attend the ridiculous Nakba day propaganda ceremony. I have no doubts he's been in just fine health lately, and if anything he's been playing up how unwell he is to get out of court dates over and over again for months. The other big reason for his recent disappearance from public view is the likelihood of his beach house getting another knock on the door from a Shahed, maybe luckier this time.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    His balls grows every time he authorizes attacks on Palestinians, so it's hard to tell how big it is, but it's bound to grow tumor of some sort eventually

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