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[–] 105 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Is that what they call a MILF?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    If she got kids at some point, of course

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  • [–] 39 points 4 months ago (15 children)

    The comm needs to implement a gooner tag so I can block these.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    This is some of the most over-dressed, under-cleavaged-nippled-camel-toed-or-ass-hanging-out gooner-bait I've seen in a minute, but maybe the fact I can say that means you're onto something.

    It mostly amounts to you and I would be in seperate circles, but you do you.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Right, which is why I said so I can block it. Not that it should be outright banned.

    I’m just not interested in comics where the only β€˜joke’ is slim thick mummy wants to fuck.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    I thought the joke was that she forgot what Mummies do and made up something on the spot that just happens to suit her and her victim, this time.

    EDIT: we don't get the victim's reaction. Not every dude's a monster-fucker wannabe.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I see that as a generous interpretation. But to each their own.

    I didn’t even mention the dude.

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Traditionally, mummies curse you and you die later.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    How is that a curse, we will all die "later"

    What's next. a curse to make you have to take a shit, and takes about a day to take effect.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Typically you die earlier than you would have, and in a slow and agonizing way. Or maybe suddenly, who fuckin knows.

    But if you need to tell yourself that mummy didn’t actually do anything to you in order to sleep at night, all I can say is that we’ve all been there befo

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Eeewww... Mummies are just really dry embalmed zombies with their organs removed.

    No thank you. I'm not into necrophilia.

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    [–] 24 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Mummies are just zombies from a different socioeconomic background.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    The Ben10 hentai fanfic we didn't know we deserved

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  • Mummy thick

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Mummies' become mommies...

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago*

    Weird, I'm getting 403 forbidden for your body-text images. I'm going to assume my instance has blocked reddit image links.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Who's the artist?πŸ€”

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