Don’t do drugs, kids. You might end up like these guys.

A more effective anti-drug PSA than anything DARE ever tried.

this has to be a bit
it's literally vaporware

Well isn't this the dumbest shit, just smoke flower or dry vape.

Nightmare vape rotation

As a pal remarks, finally they found a novel way to use the blockchain for drugs.

They literally combined all the worst things into one object. Congrats

The visuals are nice in a "Hackers/Matrix/Cyberpunk"-kinda way, but the idea behind it created the aftertaste of a thousand ounces of bongwater.

I think the entire business idea was hallucinated by an LLM.

I went to their FAQ to see how they close the analog hole and found this gem, likely indicative of focus-group sentiment:

Do I have to use the AI agent tools? No. The AI tools are optional. You can hold your rewards, manage them directly, or allocate them to Gudtrip’s supported open-source agent tools where available.

So the analog hole's even worse than one might have thought. I wonder if there's a no-purchase-necessary clause somewhere; could I purchase a $20 vape and let it sit in the corner while an open-source "agentic" harness (read: hacked-up Python script) slowly accrues cryptocoins from a cannabis-flavored reincarnation of the Bitcoin Faucet?

I wish coiners could understand that their desire to fund effective altruism and cipherpunkery is directly tied to these ever-more-outlandish schemes. Failing that, I wish all coiners a fair and free market which efficiently determines the optimal price of their chosen cryptocurrency.