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I'll take all of these and nothing less
(thelemmy.club)
Assassin has two "asses" in it.
Never met an assassin that wasnt double cheeked up
The top one isn't as fun as you might think. It's full of psychologists playing scientist and people use different words for the same thing so you'll read a bunch of papers by two supposedly educated people trying to disprove each others theories when they actually have the same theory.
But it's not just the psychologists doing this. Neuroscience attracts people with backgrounds in cell biology, biophysics, mathematics, philosophy, genetics, etc all using their own vocabulary and writing styles. It's horrible.
Not to mention you can raise a rat to adulthood, preform injections of dye into it's cortex wait for the tracer to do it's thing, harvest the brain, spend half a day standing over the microtome slicing it into 50 micrometer sections (this is the worst part and can lead to RSI) and mounting them on slides only to discover that you were a half mm off and you just unloaded your tracer into the lateral entorhinal cortex instead of the medial entorhinal cortex and your other injections are fucked in a variety of interesting ways. Rendering the last couple of months a waste of time.
Not to mention all the horrific chemicals you're expected to use.
are...are you okay? that last example sounded personal.
I'm fine now. Although I should also add that in addition to all the bullshit, in some countries it's more important to a be well known than correct. Leading to a few researchers being extremely well known for supporting a theory which is obviously flawed and publishing a number of papers on a demonstrably incorrect theory and getting a stupid number of citations by people pointing out that they're wrong. But when you're that highly cited you're in a very favourable position with university administration and publishers. So they just keep on spouting nonsense.
brains hard 😔
Surprisingly firm, but I wouldn't go so far as to say hard.
I'm a guy. Can I sign up to be a lesbian housewife?
Maybe if you start putting this tasty candy under your tongue 3 times a day!
puts the b in lesbian alright
Nobody has the executive function to remember to do something 3 times a day! Weekly injections is much more manageable.
Stop describing me wtf
Four jobs is a lot of responsibility, but I think you can handle it!
Not all at once. I'm gonna be a neuroscientist and use my fame and wealth to become politically connected to a corrupt politician running for president. I'll then use my medical knowledge to make his death look like an accident and fake my own. I'll then get facial work done so I can relocate to a cold and quiet town and start a new life as photographer, living off of the wealth I hid away long enough to marry a local doctor. The only hints she'll get to my past are the occasional informed observations about her patient's neurological problems, as I wouldn't want to endanger her. Otherwise she'll just think I'm her trophy wife with a passion for both the arts and sciences.
i mean lol i'm just a silly lil femcel, nya! (≧ω≦)
:3
It would take some training but being a house husband wouldn't be bad
ass as in assassin?
The forth one usually leads to the third one
I'm pretty sure that's my wife ... she's a housewife at the moment, and also an absolute crack shot with firearms.
Plus she's Hungarian, so she has the right accent, and looks amazing in a bikini.
I love her so much <3
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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