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Their training is complete (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

If he's at Dad puns, you might be a grandfather.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago

I thought when my daughter was born, I'd suddenly be inspired to make great dad jokes all the time, but so far, nothing. It's disappointing. I'm not half as hilarious as the mailman has been recently.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hehe

[-] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 35 points 1 month ago

but that's not important right now.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 month ago

7yo with some avocado on fork: Dad, would you rather eat avocado or McDonalds?

Me: Hmmm, avocado.

7yo: me too, Mcdonalds would be all concrete and metal.

Me: LOL, well played.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 1 month ago

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 21 points 1 month ago

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

No, dad, I am son.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Search your thesaurus, you know it to be true.

[-] morto@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Your kid was born a dad. Be proud.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Omg, I'm stealing this gif. I do have this drinking problem irl.

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Awesome, enjoyed Spaceballs and Naked Gun when I was too young to understand half the jokes, spent next 20 years dissecting the jokes to see what I may have missed. Usually nothing it turned out I got to watch way too many R rated movies so besides obvert sexual things it was how I got it.

I always loved the double entendre or just the jokes with two meanings.

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