I've noticed a lot of those big-in-microblogging folks have figured out what gives viral among their audience and just keep repeating it over and over in different forms.

Why? Hooked on the validation? It doesn't seem healthy.

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(Thinking about it.)

He seems like the kinda guy who spends a lot of time trying to kiss his own ass. This is probably just his disappointment after trying.

I get the feeling he kisses himself on the lips in mirrors a lot.

I don't understand how this is supposed to be some kind of gotcha or mind blowing realization. Isn't it obvious to everyone older than 3yo in the entire world?

Rich people don't run their own social media btw.

And counter-example: eskimo kisses (w/ eyelashes) checkmate!

I recently got a flexy mirror on a stick, meant to look at difficult to find vehicle parts.

Thanks for reminding me to inspect and floss my butthole with it too..

Now I'm just picturing him kissing himself in the mirror over and over

His excuse in interview is that he recycles certain tweets after follower milestones. He's popular enough that there's thousands of new followers who won't have seen his tweets from years ago.

Youtuber thumbnails when their video doesn't go viral in 20 mins:

He clearly thought this one was a banger

Something about the way he acts always gives me the ick. It feels like a mask.

He's not trying hard enough. You can touch tongues, too. No entwining, but maybe in the P-reversed universe, that's just taboo.

Neil Smokin DeGrasse Tyson forgetting what he’s already posted lol

I like the progress as a science communicator that goes from unnecessarily grandiloquent and verbose to clear and concise.

Reads like Narcissus being frustrated...

I have tons of posts like this. Because I have memory issues for real.