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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sara Lee Bailey's icecream is very nice. Very very nice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

She's just told me it's lunch and to wash my hands ๐Ÿ˜ก

Workday deactivate. Let's see if that works.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Assert dominance. Tell her youโ€™re the mum here and she can go wash her hands

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

After just getting over a bout of gastro, Iโ€™m with the robot - you canโ€™t wash your hands enough!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has she told you to take a walk?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. I'll be checking the others phones later.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well that was an interesting night. Someone has come to the front door at around 1am and banged on it really forcefully, then banged on the window a few times (almost hard enough to break it according to my MIL). By the time she got out of bed, came in and woke Mr P (who vaulted out of bed; first 24hrs of wearing a nicotine patch too, poor bugger!) the culprit was long gone. He didn't really get back to sleep after that. It's happened a few times before, seems to be happening every 6 months or so. Last time it happened, a woman who lives at the end of the street had it happen to her and she answered the door and was assaulted. I've been down a rabbit hole of security cameras and doorbell cams since then. Some are really pricey (I know I know, what price safety? I'm just as broke as a joke right now!) Some need to be wired in, some need a subscription, some don't have great night vision.. aargh! If any of you have any recommendations I would sincerely appreciate. For now I'm off to work to do pizza bases. Lots of them!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They're kinda shitty, but a single reolink argus 3 w/solar panel, will connect to your wifi, has a free could backup, you can see it on your phone or pc at home or away from home. Being battery/wifi it catches things late, but it still gets most things. People walking past not so much, walking to the door it'll get em. Being solar and wifi, you just screw it in somewhere, don't need a tech to run power or ethernet cables.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can use a $60 wifi cam placed inside if theres a good window spot. Turn OFF night vision (the led will just glare off the glass) and use your security sensor light. Tp-link's tapo are all right

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

โ€ฆโ€ฆ..

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to phone Optus, I'm going to need another bottle of the Merlot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you've shit yourself again bot?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Seems to be one of those days and itโ€™s not even lunchtime yet. Not a great start to the morning, now ubering to work late and itโ€™s $56. Better than the $80+ I paid one time, but still a lot for what is usually a ~$20 trip. Eek.

Like bot, I should have stayed in bed

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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