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submitted 3 weeks ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to c/196@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix/p/683284/transit-rule

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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

I have sad news. The distance from LA to NYC is ~1840mi by road and the fastest speed reached by a commercial train is 268mph. It would take over 10hrs to travel that distance, assuming a nonstop trip that follows the same path as the road.

When I hornypost, I don't wait 10hrs to do something about it

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Just be horny more often, I don't see the problem here

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's okay, they'll wait that long for you. Believe in yourself. You're worth it.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Did you just assume their country?

[-] iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 8 points 3 weeks ago

"prog" meaning progesterone? Or...?

[-] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is what I assumed

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you can afford to run a maglev you probably live somewhere with enough density to have a girl horny posting nearby.

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