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[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, but can we all agree that “Underground Transgender Mafia” is like, one of the most badass band names ever?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Plus it always pisses me off to no avail that they keep stealing words from others, mostly from AAVE, so I wish we could return the favor.

So definitely a band I wish they existed.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m feeling it like a cross between old school shoegaze and electronica but with a lofi jazz feel

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

As a non-american, I had to look it up:

AAVE = African American Vernacular English

I thought you were talking about AvE for a sec lol

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago

liz truss went from the PM who speedran tanking the uk's economy to the next alex jones copycat what a fucking career path

[-] ati@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago

At least she didn't invade Iran.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

if she lasted more than a month she might have

[-] Dippy@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

She did have more than a month! 44 days! Thats almost a month and a half

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

The lettuce outlasted her. Coming up with that idea was just brilliant and worked so well.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The day’s not over yet.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

was posted on 1 April..so....

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

You have to join the underground transgender mafia first.

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 14 points 2 weeks ago

The first rule of underground transgender mafia club is: come in, make yourself comfortable, have a KitKat.

[-] huppakee@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Please do not talk about underground transgender maffia

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

They say if you're having dinner with a table of nazi's you're a nazi. As a white cis guy my preferred dinner setting would be with a table of transgender mafia, does this make me honorary trans ? I hope so, especially if there were free kit kats.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Stealing from Nestlé and hopefully giving to the poor 🤔

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, I’m pm with them just stealing from Nestle

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

Please tell me this is just bad satire

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

The tweet is real, but this is from a satire account.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago

They have as much right to a finger as anyone.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is that on her onlyfans then?

[-] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The world is so crazy, I can't tell if this is an April fools joke or something she actually said

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dicked Chicks Chomp Nicked Chocs

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

There's already a remake of ‘The Italian Job’, totally unnecessary because the '69 film holds up super well. The Minis chase sequence is outstanding.

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Every time I see her wee face, I can only think of

"Pork markets" 🤪👁👁🫦

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I know this was April 1st, but I don't see anything out of the ordinary for Truss here.

[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

People like this need to catch lead

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Where can one go to sign up for this underground transgender mafia? Asking for... research purposes...

[-] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

May I have some chocolate?

[-] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

yuh huh!! just switch on your television, ensure the teleporter is plugged in, and proceed to tune to channel four :)

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not trans but this crew sounds like a good hang.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s an awesome band name.

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck is this cabbage on about?

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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