critical support for doing what would get me put in prison: making a box that locks, turns rich people into paste, then sets on fire.

And they pay money for it!

I know that stuff and it's probably harder than actual marble.

The crumple zone is your skull

lol, The Cybertruck truly is the vehicle of the future! The auto-driver can slam you into stationary objects, the solid slab dashboard can cause fatal head trauma, the battery can cremate the remains, and it can even be used as a tasteful mausoleum for your receptacle after the fact. That's just smart design!

the Cybertruck simply will not crash or come to a stop. it is entirely invincible.

I don’t see any vents. Imagine buying a luxury vehicle with no driver AC in of the climate crisis.

I now 100% support Elon Musk's biggest fans driving Cybertrucks at high speeds.

He showed up to Twitter his first day with a sink. Dude gets a lot of inspiration by getting blazed and standing in the center of his kitchen for two hours. I can relate

Cool, now I can do meal prep on the go. Chop them veggies on the way home from work.

"The cybertruck has no airbags"

Idiot car designed by a dogbrained failson

"The dashboard is solid marble"

Jesus Christ it doesn't get any more stupid

"It's fake marble"

Fuck off...

Cybertruck comes with free tombstone, just needs to be engraved with your visage in an automated high speed collision. A unique artwork for your loved ones to remember you by made on demand, just-in-time. It's the peak of logistical sophistication.

Techbros hate regulations and safety concerns with a remarkable focus. I think deep down they have a death drive, even if it is primarily for the deaths of other people.

At least the paramadics who have to scoop up my brain matter and skull fragments will think it looks like something out of a scifi

2000s budget car in Asia moment.

Not to kill the mood, but that looks like the early concept render, a lot of concepts look impractical and illegal to build.

The cyber truck still looks mostly impractical and illegal to build but I think it has a real dash now.

Who keeps buying these pieces of trash over 2009 Toyota Camrys?

jeff bezos drive a cybertruck challenge

Death to America

This can't be real

Since 1999 it's been federal law that front driver and passenger sides of vehicles have airbags.

So no. There's airbags there coming out of someplace.

Why are you using the word "apparently" @Elon_Musk@hexbear.net ? Isn't it your car? Shouldn't you know this?