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[–] 139 points 5 months ago (8 children)

One experience I had with an anesthesiologist was pretty much them putting the mask on me, a moment or so passes and I ask "wait, aren't you gonna ask me to count down from 10 or something?" and the guy was like "...what? oh, right, uh, sure... countdown from 10 or whatever." "10-- zzzzzzzzzzzz"

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    I don't think they asked me to count down either the last time I was put under. But then again I was slightly preoccupied by the ice cold bucket of liquid fire that spread through my veins. Apparently that's what a small fraction of people experience with the stuff they used. Would have been nice to get a warning tho.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Haha yeah, that was my experience. "So how are you feeling?" "Yeah, I can feel the juice spreading through my system like I'm on fire. It's pretty painful" and then I'm out.
    That whole experience was a radical way to confirm my pain tolerance seems to be above average so I ain't complaining, though. It's a nice change from when I was a kid and having panic attacks at the thought of needles.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago*

    The first time I ever had surgery, I was anxious in advance. My mom told me "don't worry, usually what happens if that they ask you to count down from ten and by the time you get to nine you're asleep." She was right.

    I'm approaching my ninth or possibly tenth surgery and I'm pretty sure I haven't been asked to count down since. The most recent time I had surgery, when I woke up, I asked when we were going to start.

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  • [–] 66 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    More like “this is just a little oxygen” and then you’re asleep.

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  • [–] 62 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Many anesthetics actually have an amnesiac effect as well. If you've ever been under general anesthesia then you likely had a minute or two of talking with the anesthesiologist that you will never remember and that last "this is just oxygen" moment is not actually the last moment you were conscious.

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  • [–] 47 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    "Ok, this is just a bit of oxygen. Hey, what's your bank account number?" Mwa ha ha ha! You'll remember NOTHING!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    For my first surgery I had been told something like the above. I was twelve and didn't have much to be embarrassed about, other than the things that might worry every twelve year old boy, but I was still concerned. When I was in recovery I asked the surgeon "what did I say while I was under?"

    He responded "I'm sworn to silence." I worried about that for months if not years, especially because I had to have two more surgeries under his care.

    Nothing embarrassing was ever publicized AFAIK.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    I feel very very bad for my medical teams if that the case cuz I resist drugs until they knock me out, to my perception, and am chatty and inquisitive up until I lose memory. I can’t imagine I’m less annoying after if I’m not just out cold already.

    They don’t bother trying to lie to me about my drugs tho cuz I’m asking about them. And the equipment. What drugs are you giving me? Oh this is fentanyl? It feels nice, I get why it’s a controlled substance, yeah. What’s that for? What’s that do? Cool, yeah, tell me more about your job. Oh what kind of gas are you giving me? Sorry for being so chatty but thanks for telling me! (Same shit I do fully coherent, but with situationally acceptable drugs and a group of people invested in responding to me, excellent.)

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I had the same experience recently ... The doctor was clearly annoyed.

    And I understand why. It was a dental surgery. Probably performing one of those is challenging while your patient is nervously blabbing.

    The last thing I remember before waking up is the doctor saying "okay, you get one more question" and me saying something irrelevant.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    The mask is just oxygen - they want your blood as saturated with O2 as it can be. The stuff that knocks you out comes in from the IV, and it knocks you out so completely that you literally don't even breathe on your own. So, once that stuff kicks in it's gogogo time for the anesthesiologist, cuz you're basically holding your breath until they get you intubated, which allows the ventilator to take over.

    *There are probably exceptions to that, but 99% of surgeries requiring general anesthesia will go like that.

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  • [–] 57 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    When I woke up from having my wisdom teeth out, I had crazy and terrifying hallucinations all the way home. While we were parked waiting for something, I saw someone run up, press their face against my window, and scream my name while slamming their fists on the window. I closed my eyes and curled up into a ball, and I was instantly in some sort of cave system underground that was rapidly collapsing and burying me alive. I don't remember much else but my mom said I was freaking out the whole way home.

    I'm terrified of anesthesia now and I have yet to find any explanation for what happened to me.

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago

    That’s unusual, if you need anesthesia again you should definitely tell them about your previous experience. They might be able to switch drugs or use a lighter dose that still gives you amnesia about the operation without having a bunch of terrifying side effects.

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  • [–] 38 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Not transmissible in this comic: The feeling of the anaesthetic creeping up your arm from the injection site.

    Been there, done that.

    And whatever they gave me wasn't like this comic. I felt it creep up my neck towards my brain and then it was immediately lights out. Pretty sure I took the opportunity to say "goodbye" right before that. Might have been "goodnight".

    The waking up was very much a struggle though, so if there'd been a sadistic anaesthetist on the ward, that second going to sleep might have been more like panels two and four.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Uhhhhh. I do not remember that feeling at all. Are you sure that’s supposed to happen? I’ve gone under anesthesia several times and that’s never happened to me I’m pretty sure.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Doing a bit of web searching leads me to believe that they probably took it from chilled storage and didn't warm it up as much as they could have before injecting me with it. The creeping sensation was a cold one.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Most likely your describing propofol. It's stored at room temperature, but causes a sensation that's comparable to Icy Hot, but how it hits an individual patient varies from person to person. In the moment it can feel scalding hot, blistering cold or anything in between, including nothing at all.

    The clarity of your memory of that part tells me you might be a touch tolerant to it - I'd run that by your anesthesiologist if you ever need another surgery.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

    Here's what I experienced as a 14-year-old girl in 1989 undergoing general anesthesia:

    That is literally the last thing my anesthesiologist said to me 2 seconds before I went under. (No middle finger though.)

    In 1989 Bill Cosby was apparently in the height of medicinally rendering women unconscious then raping them. Wouldn't become public knowledge scandal until decades later. Seems like my anesthesiologist may have had a sick sense of humor & mischief, may have known about Bill Cosby's crimes years before it became public knowledge. All these years in retrospect, this has concerned me a bit.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Been under 3 times. I think anesthesia is fucking awesome, it's literally time travel.

    Need me under for 1 hour? 3 hours? I'll never know the difference. Will I wake up feeling like I've been mauled by a bear? Maybe. But I skipped the mauling part.

    If there was an airline that would put me under for 9 hours of a 12 hour flight, I would gladly pay extra. Stack me in like cord wood, I'll never know.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Thats the thing people that have never gone under or fainted cant conceptualize...its not like falling asleep, its a literal off button.

    Ive fainted a few times in my life, as well as been put under, and its like one second youre doing thing, next second youre on the floor, and the funniest part is, at least for me, when I came to after fainting, I felt like I slept for 12 hours...like rested in a way that I never feel waking up from normal sleep.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    This is what sleeping after smoking weed for years feels like. You just fall asleep and wake up like nothing happened. Almost never dream anymore, which can be a blessing for people who have night terrors.

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    [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Last time I underwent surgery, I remember lying on the operating table when the anesthesiologist asked me if I felt anything. I replied “Not really, I feel normal”. That was the last thing I remember.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    That's how they get ya.

    They point and say, "Look at that!" And turn up the sleep juice, then you're gone, for like no time at all, And then you wake up to find your wisdom teeth are missing and the anesthesiologist is getting bribed by the tooth fairy.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I woke up during the last bit of my first cataract surgery (was awake through the entirety of the other one). I remember being in the hallway, waiting to be rolled into the surgery room and then waking up in a panic with one of the doctors calmly repeating, "Don't freak out."

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Cataract surgeries you're typically awake for. Or rather, sleep isn't drug induced: you'll still be laying down in a quiet, dark room, so people sometimes fall asleep naturally (and then wake up naturally, understandably freaked out) but they generally won't give general anesthesia unless you really can't tolerate it.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I was being put under once and just as I started to pass out, the anesthesiologist whispered, "Dream of me"

    Then I was awake again and neve saw that man again.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    I've been knocked out twice for surgeries.

    First was for a wisdom tooth that shattered inside my jaw, right before covid shut down all non emergency surgeries.

    They actually found a vein in the arm. Doctor talked to me a bit before they wheeled me back into a surgery room. Only the nurses in there. They were preparing and saw I was nervous. "Oh, don't worry! He's an amazing doctor." She pauses. "We do call him the velociraptor though" me "what why?" "Cause he has short arms!" They say, laughing! "That's mean!" I say. "Don't worry, you won't remember this"

    "I'll remember this!" I'm now trying to say, around a mouthful of gauze. I did remember at least.

    Second time for an upper endoscopy. They can't find a vein in my arm, so they put it in my hand. Taken to a much smaller darker cramped room with a tv that is surely showing my insides later. "Okay this might hurt, since it's in your hand" "Ow fuck that hurts" and the next thing I know a new to me nurse is wheeling the bed and my talking ass into a recovery room. (I was talking about animal crossing, she was confused)

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    When I got my tonsils removed, in my early 30's, it was trough a drip (?) in my arm. It came in 3 waves as they upped the dosage. First one was 'oh this is calm and pleasant'. Second one was 'so drowsy i can barely speak'. Third one i barely felt coming before lights went out.

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    [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Don't piss off your anesthesiologist, they can put you under and you feel everything but can't respond.

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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I was given some kind of gas once for surgery and I found it hard to breathe. I told the nurses around me that I thought I was having a panic attack and the anesthesiologist chuckled, "It's okay. I'm giving you something for that." Then I was out.

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Everyone here's talking about how their anesthesia takes 3 seconds to take effect. I've have surgery today and took a long ass time in comparison. I remember the anesthesiologist telling me, for the 4th or 5th time, "Breath in through you nose, breath out through your mouth." Then saying "Yeah you are already doing that." I think they where getting preoccupied about it.

    Apparently that's normal in my family, when my mother was getting local anesthesia to give birth to me, she was supposed to not even be able to move her legs. When a nurse was checking up on the anesthesia and asked her to try and rise a leg, she raised both of them really high and the nurse just went "oh fuck".

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