I didn't realize that the first checkout at my grocery store was the express checkout for like the first year. I just went to that line because it was the shortest. Thankfully I usually didn't do the full grocery shop but was usually just grabbing a couple things. Made me wonder if I ever brought a full cart through, probably did.
They'll go after the guy with 12 items, but not the lady with a cart-full of 40 items or more.
If you buy a six pack of coke does that count as one or six?
If you buy six individual cans of coke does that count for six?
Don't get me started on the bags of rice
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