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[–] 108 points 6 months ago

The TSA keeps us safe from containers of liquid over 6oz

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  • [–] 94 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    TSA is very ineffective. They've done tests where they try to sneak stuff through, and the amount of times they were successful was shockingly high

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    They once caught me with a package of batteries.

    Another time, they cleared me to bring a cup through security that had some tiny amount of liquid inside the walls of the cup. But somehow they discovered that I wasn't a fan of their machine that made nude pictures of people, and so they reconsidered and confiscated the cup. That was a close one. I was almost able to take a Christmas present back home with me.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Say what you will, they've never let me bring the dangerous bioweapon of bacterial vaginosis on a flight without a thorough inspection. On the other hand it did take two flights for them to notice the pepper spray in my wife's purse that we forgot about. I don't think they've ever noticed her pocket knives that she always forgets to take out.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago*

    I accidentally flew with 4 inch long OLFA razor blade refills in the bottom of my laptop bag 4 times, twice around the Boston Marathon bombing, from and to Boston.

    I didn’t find them until cleaning out my bag at home after the last flight. Basically some tape could make them into box cutters like the 9/11 guys supposedly used.

    But I had to take off my shoes and belt every time, to feel safe.

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    [–] 87 points 6 months ago (30 children)

    Are we pretending the TSA keeps us safe now?

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    [–] 80 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    TSA was previously getting paid just to stand there too.

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  • [–] 59 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "Keep you safe" lmao. Man fuck this discourse handwringing about TSA.

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Why compare ICE to TSA? TSA was always "paid to stand three" (and look like they're doing something useful). How about:

    ICE is paid to hurt innocent people and the economy in general while there's...

    • FEMA workers who are out there actually helping people who really need it.
    • CISA employees who are actively engaged in fighting information security incidents. Probably the biggest impact of all government employees if they just stopped showing up for work!
    • Civilian Coast Guard employees who actually make it possible for things like search and rescue operations to function.

    ...who are not getting paid.

    Aside: Seriously, the CISA folks need to start being treated like they're holding the nuclear football. With the (unbelievablly stupid) Iran war going on, they're what's standing between infrastructure that works and suddenly having millions of Americans without power, water, or say, having a damn burst (which can happen if the right SCADA systems get taken over!).

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Great comment! Tiny observation:

    ICE is paid to hurt [...] the economy in general

    ICE is paid to hurt Democrat cities mostly, and those that didn't pledge allegiance to the right person. If their methods had been applied in general, there would be a lot of MAGA malcontent.

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    [–] 34 points 6 months ago

    lost me at TSA keeping people safe

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  • [–] 33 points 6 months ago

    TSA doesnt keep people safe. Its the illusion of safety.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    Both suck ass.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Straight misinformation.

    Can we not valorize otherwise useless airport rapists?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    TSA: security theater and racial profiling/intimidation.

    ICE at the airport: just the racial profiling and intimidation.

    Abolish both.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I just saw the news, and one passenger said the ICE Apes were just standing around in groups talking, and weren't doing anything productive or making any difference at all in reducing the crowds or speeding up the lines.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    In at least one airport they are checking ids and being more of a threat

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Of course. We know who these psychos are. They are behaving for the moment, but their real objectives will become fully apparent soon. We know that with everyone just standing around in line, it will be simple for ICE Apes to peruse the line, and pull out anyone that looks "off" to them.

    Bannon has said that this is a dress rehearsal for using ICE Apes on Election Day, so we can expect that the behavior they exhibit in the airports, will be the behavior they'll exhibit when you go down to the local Presbyterian Church basement to vote.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I thought the whole partial shutdown was over ICE funding, surely they aren't still getting paid while the rest of DHS isn't?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Well yea remeber last shutdown when dems folded and voted to extend ice funding in exchange for "the promise that there will be a vote on possibly continuing aca subsidies at some point in the future" that, obviously, failed.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    What the actual fuck is this AI article? Don't post shit like this.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    They can make it up with the shit they steal

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'm honestly a little surprised that an article written by an LLM is getting up votes.

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I'm betting most of ICE makes more than 45 an hour.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Here's an insane idea. If the department isn't being funded, maybe we should open the checkpoints and let airports return to normal functional spaces where people can eat at the airport and famlies and friends can meet each other at the gate?

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