ik I'm about to say this to a bunch of treat demons but... you know monster is owned by coke and coke is on like every BDS list ever, right?

They're all so bad I can't imagine thinking one is the best

For a daily driver, zero ultra. For an occasional treat (or a pairing as recommended by your Monsterlier) green. Do they not get Ultra Violet where you are? That's one of my favorites and is this morning's breakfast.

Werewolf.

White Devil. It's like a white monster, but you can only find them on indigenous lands

I stopped drinking it because I found out it's BDS

What, like their cocks?

Oh, you mean the energy drink?

Idk, even when I was addicted they all tasted bout the fucking to be same. Mild differences at best.

miss me with that poison tbh. i drink water, coffee, tea and booze and that's it

is that the one where they measure caffeine in rads?

The white one because it tastes like battery acid and gasoline, but makes me feel normal when I don't have ADHD meds.

The mango one.

I only get energy drinks once in a blue moon though. Caffeine is one of the most addictive substances and I’ve done a good job avoiding it. Still like the battery acid taste of energy drinks though so it’s a guilty pleasure

The reformulated zero sugar one that tastes a lot like the OG monster is my go to when I still get it. But I've moved on Celsius since I "make" my own at home now with a home carbonizer.

Zero ultra. Though I haven’t been able to drink any energy drinks in a few months since I went back on vyvanse.

It all tastes the same to me

Lando Norris

i like the green one and the purple one

white, but simply for the meme potential and because it looks like cum. this garbage all tastes the same and i'm honestly glad i'm not using caffeine atm.

You see this is why you should switch to OLOSMAD: One Liter of Soy Milk a Day. Like me.

Down the drain

Peach for sure

I like the violet one because of the color. It tastes good too.

whichever one I didn't get last time around (time span: 2-20 weeks depending on sleep deprivation level)

I like the peach one

Mango, no question.

They used to make a Moscow mule one that was heavenly. Lando Norris is my new favorite.

The apple one is the worst kind of sugary garbage but it tastes like a fizzy caffeinated snapple so I kinda like it.

Also the lando and the passionfruit one and the ruby one.

Regular monster is not good but it is the best vodka chaser on earth - completely neutralizes that shit.

Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry Rockstar

I used to drink the sugar free white can in a darker time of my life.

I prefer Redbull tbh.

Ultra Violet

Ultra Ruby, ice tea rehab is pretty good too.