this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Trying to forget this song

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... where did Porthos go to poop?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's Uncle Trip's problem to solve.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

So this isn't as insane as it looks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those other entries are all insane.

Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like "Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?" and "What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think it's meant to be serious. It's probably a collection of old "wives' takes" or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Heh heh yeah it's uh obviously not meant to be taken seriously...

Dammit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Drops of blood, not units

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Miles disagrees.

O'Brien: "Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors."

Computer: "The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency."

O'Brien: "You hear that?"

Sisko: "Hear, what, Chief?"

O'Brien: "The computer's attitude changed. It's not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant."

Sisko: "And that's a problem?"

O'Brien: "YES!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better ..... but no one wants to work with me

:(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Works really well for me too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an N64 ram expansion pack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Vic20 cartridge

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s how you avoid getting output like ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don't say, "WORKING!" *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I wish they did

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

… did they ever actually show the "CPU" of the ship's computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we've assumed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah fam Wensleydale

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Enterprise's computer is Hex, confirmed:

++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, it'd work for me...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

for those in the know, what actually was that? not the prop, in the show I mean

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I think they had it off to the side, no?