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[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

This is uh insane? Getting AI tokens is not a "benefit" or something. It's like saying to a coal miner "hey your salary is now 40% paid in pickaxes." It's entirely useless for doing anything outside your actual job.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

1830: company scrip for the company store

2030: company tokens for the company script

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Let’s just skip ahead to the movie where Justin Timberlake has time in his arm

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

INTRODUCING MY NEW DIGITAL CURRENCY, COMPUTOKEN, THE WORLD'S FIRST AI COMPUTE BACKED CRYPTOCURRENCY!

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Aaaaand it's gone

[-] BigWeed@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

This has been a thing in silicon valley for awhile. It reduces your total compensation since it's factored in.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

is he the guy? the one in the thumbnail who is proposing this?

straight into a woodchipper tbh

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Work hard and you'll be rewarded with more spins on the company slot machine that never actually pays out anything of value!

Where's my money hasan-smash

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
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