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My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
You forgot the quinoa.
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it's gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
Because I'm not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How's it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I'm asking the hard questions are you?
Does that mean no trans fats?
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I'll still let it be in my mouth.
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
hot soup instead of gayzpacho
What's a traditional queer meal?
As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.
Uhhhh... In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
Quiche then: "What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!"
Quiche now: "Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!"
We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.
What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?
Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to "YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS" and nice, sweet things like these...
Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you're butt hurt because you don't like my food them find a therapist
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
Cultural appropriation is something like McDonald's advertising a new Indian burger and it's just a beefburger with some chillies in it, i.e. someone's attempting to gain from a bastardised caracature of the culture that wouldn't be something someone from that culture would participate in. Right wing pundits intentionally misrepresented it as things like eating a traditional dish from another culture to make it sound stupid so people would dismiss it, and then people who'd only heard the misrepresentation but wanted to do the right thing or at least appear to be doing the right thing started acting like it was immoral to participate in any culture you weren't born into.
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
soooo....is rainbow sherbet safe?
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