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[-] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 222 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 79 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.

[-] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 136 points 2 weeks ago

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

I like how it appears that you've just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah it's called cooking try it sometime.

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your username is aggressive to say the least so I'm glad the energy you are bringing matches that

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[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

that was just my name in college

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 137 points 2 weeks ago

My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 60 points 2 weeks ago

Give it some hot sauce for the +

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it's gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Because I'm not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How's it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I'm asking the hard questions are you?

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago

Does that mean no trans fats?

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 weeks ago

Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

I'll still let it be in my mouth.

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[-] dumbass@piefed.social 42 points 1 week ago

What's a traditional queer meal?

[-] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

But are you traditionally gay?

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[-] stickly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Uhhhh... In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?

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[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

estrogen burger

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[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Quiche then: "What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!"

Quiche now: "Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!"

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We have traditional foods?

Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Are hot dogs gay?

EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?

EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.

EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to "YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS" and nice, sweet things like these...

Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you're butt hurt because you don't like my food them find a therapist

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!

Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.

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[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 week ago

Spotted dick?

Oh honey you bet I did

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[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

soooo....is rainbow sherbet safe?

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