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[–] 224 points 5 months ago (29 children)
  • [–] 80 points 5 months ago (26 children)

    I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.

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  • [–] 58 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

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  • [–] 137 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

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    [–] 139 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it's gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?

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  • [–] 95 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Does that mean no trans fats?

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    [–] 72 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

    I'll still let it be in my mouth.

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    [+] 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

    This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

    How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

    Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

    Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

    BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”

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  • [–] 42 points 5 months ago (21 children)

    What's a traditional queer meal?

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    [–] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days

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    [–] 32 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    We have traditional foods?

    Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu

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    [–] 25 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Are hot dogs gay?

    EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?

    EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.

    EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

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    [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?

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    [–] 17 points 5 months ago (19 children)

    Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to "YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS" and nice, sweet things like these...

    Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you're butt hurt because you don't like my food them find a therapist

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!

    Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Cultural appropriation is something like McDonald's advertising a new Indian burger and it's just a beefburger with some chillies in it, i.e. someone's attempting to gain from a bastardised caracature of the culture that wouldn't be something someone from that culture would participate in. Right wing pundits intentionally misrepresented it as things like eating a traditional dish from another culture to make it sound stupid so people would dismiss it, and then people who'd only heard the misrepresentation but wanted to do the right thing or at least appear to be doing the right thing started acting like it was immoral to participate in any culture you weren't born into.

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Spotted dick?

    Oh honey you bet I did

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    [–] 16 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?

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    [–] 14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

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    [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    soooo....is rainbow sherbet safe?

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