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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 16 hours ago

SmallAnt once played a pokemon romhack that guaranteed the worst RNG outcomes. So their opponent always high roll crit, he low rolled damage. He could only use 100% accurate moves. Hilarity ensues

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago

I don't see what's funny about a video game being improved in this way.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago

Knew this was going to be Pokemon.

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

you practically became omniscient

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Once I excise quantum mechanics from the universe, I will have perfect knowledge.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

But then who's going to fix my quantum when it breaks down?

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

"Look at me, I'm so surprised and dynamic for acquiring the hammer item from this first-dungeon chest!"

No. You've just ruined the game with your little patch.

Stop playing in your digital mess. Grow up. RNG is for babies.

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago
[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

It's just like my Japanese video game! i-love-not-thinking

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"You are but an ant, in the video game of life" repeats a Steamdecked man, aimlessly wandering the town.

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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