Not a movie. Episode of Magnum PI
And here's the abridged version with the theme song for extra ridiculousness.
would have guessed danger 5
That text up top sure added to the humor
I’m glad I was able to know what to think before thinking
Source? It's familiar but I can't remember
My guess would be Magnum P.I.
Ah thanks!
Plot twist: It's Halloween.
IIRC, she is actually pulling out a gun to shoot him, but he is faster.
They don’t work on Sunday and they don’t carry guns.
Checkmate Catholics.

Sister Act 3: Bad Habits
What is this from?
Mom Pants P.I.

Wouldn't that be M.P.P.I., then?
... That answer exists in the top comment.
It's from an episode of Magnum PI.
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