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[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 36 points 2 months ago

This idiot is messing with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, good luck pal you're gonna need it.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

They love casting spells!

[-] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

This is the guy who dresses as a woman to own the libs? I bet he sub bottoms ironically too.

[-] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I bet he sub bottoms ironically too

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Nono, go back to the first thing.

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

As opposed to dom bottoms?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You jest but that's probably a thing.

Edit: searching yielded actual results so it's a thing.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I've always heard it as "topping from the bottom"

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I've heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I hate redundant pleonasms!

[-] oddpixel@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago
[-] oddpixel@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

Hey, don't besmirch Don Bottoms! He's a good man just trying to keep his Labubu farm afloat during these difficult times...

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Dammit! I'm hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.

But I'll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!

Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It's all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?

[-] python@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

3rd Ice age? Pal, there are 5 Ice ages already, 6 if you count the Spinoff movie. And another one is announced to release on February 5th 2027

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 months ago

brb, calling up some Etsy witches...

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Is he wearing a low cut t-shirt?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The staff of Agangofmen is stuffed in place and I'm ready to begin casting all over.

[-] homes@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

All sorcery is gay sorcery, ahem

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Oh damn nuh uh no you did not

[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He’s drawing his power from the magical land of Douchebaganda

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago

No no no you were supposed to give nukes to everyone who doesnt have them! Ugh! Fucken apprentices always want to go straight to casting before they've even pondered their orb.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He's going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Must have gone back in time as well. It's been many decades since a nuclear weapon was used in an attack.

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