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[–] 36 points 6 months ago (1 child)

This idiot is messing with the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, good luck pal you're gonna need it.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    This is the guy who dresses as a woman to own the libs? I bet he sub bottoms ironically too.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

    You jest but that's probably a thing.

    Edit: searching yielded actual results so it's a thing.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Dammit! I'm hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.

    But I'll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!

    Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It's all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    brb, calling up some Etsy witches...

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Is he wearing a low cut t-shirt?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    No no no you were supposed to give nukes to everyone who doesnt have them! Ugh! Fucken apprentices always want to go straight to casting before they've even pondered their orb.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    He's going to get into trouble, only UFOs are supposed to be doing that.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Must have gone back in time as well. It's been many decades since a nuclear weapon was used in an attack.

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