the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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for the Adult In The Room that Makes Hard Decisions and Gets Shit Done, like in the Prestige TV treats.
Voting. For. Someone. Does. Not. Mean. You. Endorse. Their. Actions.
It. Does. Mean. You. Endorse. The. Things. They. Say. They. Will. Do. That's. How. This. Shit. Works.
if you vote for holden bloodfeast after he says "vote for me and i'll bomb Iran" then everyone who's brain hasn't been destroyed by lead poisoning is going to think you want to bomb Iran
or at least that you don't feel strongly about not bombing iran
A different tweet
Just like there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, there is no ethical voting under a two-party imperialist capitalist state. The only thing you can do is choose the least bad option at every opportunity you get. And sometimes that means voting for bad people
Mango Mussolini is worse than Genocide Joedolf
"Genocide Joe" is such a good nickname, it sounds like some anime villain shit
Genocide Jack/Jill!
🥂 
momentSure is convenient that the genocide being committed by the "better" freak is the one that they aren't directly impacted by.
My favorite bit right now is quoting founding documents at Americans.
That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.
And what do we know about consent, folks? It’s sure as hell not, “if you don’t say no, you’re consenting”.
willy nilly use of scare quotes. it's not purity to reject the death machine, it's having any principles at all.
My interpretation of this knee jerk reaction from the libs is that I think both major parties supporting Israel even though they have lost the pr war and canot hide their genocide anymore is confronting libs with the contradiction betwin what they have been told all their lives, that they live in a democracy and all that, and the absence of actual choice, but they don't want to recognize that their "democracy" is a scam so they are coping by saying that it's a moral duty to vote for the "lesser evil".
yeah I fucking will because at least he's funny
EDIT: too ambiguously phrased, deleting