What does that mean, how can he be excused from military service if the military is already volunteer only?

Well come on mothers throughout the land

Pack your boys off to Vietnam Iran (again!)

Come on fathers don't hesitate

Send them off before it's too late

Be the first one on your block

To have your boy come home in a box

Why would Trump let his son act like a sucker and loser?

Send the large boy atop an elephant

I plan on doing the Malcolm X routine and tell the recruiter how I plan on radicalizing the poc troops to come home and overthrow the government.

The day I went down there, I costumed like an actor. With my wild zoot suit I wore the yellow knob-toe shoes, and I frizzled my hair up into a reddish bush of conk.

I went in, skipping and tipping, and I thrust my tattered Greetings at that reception desk's white soldier -- "Crazy-o, daddy-o, get me moving. I can't wait to get in that brown" -- very likely that soldier hasn't recovered from me yet.

.....

Suddenly, I sprang up and peeped under both doors, the one I'd entered and another that probably was a closet. And then I bent and whispered fast in his ear. "Daddy-o, now you and me, we're from up North here, so don't you tell nobody. . . . I want to get sent down South. Organize them n***er soldiers, you dig? Steal us some guns, and kill us crackers!"

That psychiatrist's blue pencil dropped, and his professional manner fell off in all directions. He stared at me as if I were a snake's egg hatching, fumbling for his red pencil. I knew I had him. I was going back out past Miss First when he said, "That will be all."

Time to start spreading sabo tactics for military personnel. This makes it look like there will be a draft.

in other news, there's been a mass outbreak of bonespurs

Are bonespurs genetically ? is this the curse of the trump bloodline ?

When Trump first became president in 2016, I predicted that he will start a war, and a draft. Here we go...

So, serious question comrades. If there's a draft, do I just tell them to fuck off and take me to prison, or are we supposed to wait till they give us guns and then play an epic prank with the guns?

Hypothetically in Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge ofc

I did not know bone spurs were genetic.