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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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William Joseph James Robert.

It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.

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Spare Parts

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Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

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Cthulu

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Ham

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Angus.

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Spewart

I will not elaborate

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Lincoln Ford Mercury.

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Bumperpucker

Appropriation

Gurner

Clap

Clippy

Pickles

Masher

Guana

Iguana

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Tiktok Lad, Reddit guy, Discord mod

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Beef.

Because that’s a girl’s name, idiots.

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Squemp

Bongchez

Libble

Grover

Worm

Big Dawg

Cheese

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Keith

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Hennard.

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Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

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Any name that can be spelled a million different ways

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Lithium

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ʘ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

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Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

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There is a Pokemon competitive player named Chuppa Cross IV. Which means not only that somebody was unironically named Chuppa, but also his father, and his grandfather, and his greatgrandfather as well.

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Skibblezz DeWicket

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this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023

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