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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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Rizz

Slaydolf

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Kevin

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Deuteronomy

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J'nathan
Lester
Krang
Schawghn - pronounced Sean
Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
Clippy
Korn
Hootenanny
Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
Skeet

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Just take any normal name and putt a z at the end to spice it up.

Kevinz Frankz Markz

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

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Severus.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

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Pubert

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Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

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Breighdyn

Pronounced bray-den

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Philbert

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

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Sh'artgnan

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💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.

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Richard Dickson

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Well, Adolf has to be up there.