this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

looks in the toilet .... that doesn't say disaster!

Worf: .... that because it's in Klingon

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Disaster in Klingon: Qugh
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That seems easier to do than 'd i s a s t e r'

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably gets a higher score too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Probably in Klingon scrabble, the Q isn’t worth as much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The pieces in Klingon Scrabble are much larger than the English ones from Earth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You haven't played Scrabble till you've played it in the original Klingon!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Game pieces include a small set of knife blades for the dual to the death if you can't agree on the spelling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whoever wins gets a triple bonus on their next word

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That explains all the blood wine in the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Well, Worf is a dad so this checks out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Today is a good day to defecate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What was the original lines in this scene?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You'll never get a woman, all you'll ever have is embarrassing holodecking directions. The writers hate you.