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It's traditional to me now I've just decided (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn't like.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I die I also want to be scattered in the McDonald's ball pit. But not cremated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Meatgrinder ahoi!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do they even have these anymore?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I bet you somebody's gotta be keeping a list going of remaining play places, if any

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I bet that person is on a list

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Honey, little Samantha has someone's grandpa all over her shoes again ❤️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I love getting shattered at the ball pit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

To cut down on costs, I would want to just have one giant family urn. Toss my ashes into those of my ancestors and give it a good stir to mix it all together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

To mix with the stale urine puddled at the bottom!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I want my body launched into space so I can leave this shit hole behind