submitted 5 months ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they like raw berries

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[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 5 months ago

If you switch "like" in the punchline with "prefer," I think it flows a little better.

[-] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

Have you heard about Garrett, the Master Thief from the City? The guy eats only apples, carrots and deer legs. And bread, yes.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago

when God give you lemons...

...YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

That's from the 2nd one right? Fuck man 2010s youtube was the shit

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