Am atheist, can confirm.

I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please

Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.

Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.

I didn't want this....but now?

Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.

Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?

I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.

Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?

Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.

Man: "I consent"

Woman: "I consent"

Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.

I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!

8O

Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!

Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...

I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.

Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!

Nice kitty

Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.

Wrong dinosaur, and she doesn't have to be a redhead.

Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK

Yes, but Hermes instead

Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!

And the meteor(and the volcano eruption) robbed us from this future.

I'm cool with this

What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!

Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?

For a second I thought he was a raptortaur.

I’d settle for getting to sleep

That's clearly the raptor priest, coming to tell his church kids to stop sleeping in, but then he just gets so excited by seeing them sleep that he forgets himself and joins in the cuddles.

I mean, not neccessarily only specifically that world, but it's certainly an option.