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[–] 107 points 7 months ago (3 children)

excuse me, but my variable declarations are up here

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    Here are some of the missing pixels:
    code poetry dress

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say "look, I can count to 10".

    Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don't think so.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    int personality = sizeof(goals);

    Feels a bit simplified to me.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is

    int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]);
    

    To get the length of an array in C, it's necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element!

    BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you're bored.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Oof, this would genuinely make me like someone less. Like, it's great that you like nerd stuff but that's just bullshit...

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high.

    To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The existence of business casual implies the existence of business competitive

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Something something I see sharp dress

    C# dress something something

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    TIL my idea of casual is actually ultra casual. That is pretty much what I wear at work in summer. In winter I would switch to trousers and add a jumper.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    And my idea of ultra casual is actually shut in casual 😅

    In winter I'd switch to sweatpants and a hoodie.

    Also how is it ultra casual when he's still wearing shoes...

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    I always thought my casual was actually business because of the collared work shirt. Are you telling me I need a jacket or some sort of overcoat for it to actually be business?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Polo shirts aren't smart. Folk play tennis in them and the collar is floppy AF. They look scruffier than plain round neck T-shirt.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Is the business a tech company or a bank?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I mean, if it's a bank, they've probably got some BS dress policy and it's chinos, shirt, shoes.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    And on most tech companies, "clothed" counts as business casual. Chinos with sneakers and a t-shirt is a way of saying you are looking to be promoted to a management role.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    Almost every tech company I’ve worked at has had a “Investors are coming, dress up” day. And when asked what “dress up” meant they said, “wear one of the more recent company branded t-shirt/hoodies we gave out”.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago*

    Business casual is a dress shirt and chinos/dress pants, loafers and sometimes a blazer/sports coat. Basically the omission of the tie and the fancy dress shoes makes it business casual. A polo and chinos is only business casual in a big box store or the tech industry. Anywhere else it’s just casual.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    a model wearing Svaha's JavaScript dress from several years ago

    Does Svaha's old JavaScript dress fare better? I wish I could find a better source.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    something something programming socks

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Where does wearing an 80 year old Swedish tanker long coat with cargo pants fall on this spectrum. Ya know outside of the autism spectrum.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    What, "ultra /casual". That's just summer atire.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Black tie is when you dress like the waiters

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I'm so confused. Business casual has always meant nice pants, button down shirt, but no tie or overcoat where I've been. I've also never seen the distinction between ultra casual and casual... maybe 'work casual' compared to 'casual.'

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    God, modern male fashion is boring.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Love how all of the ones labeled as "tie" have a bowtie, yet the only one with an "actual" tie is not a "tie" one

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I own a kilt and have the little bag that goes around my waist. When I wear that shit (usually at the RenFest) with no underwear, I totally get dresses. Airy, freeing, so easy to lift it and just piss. It needs to be societally acceptable.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    A code dress with dress code.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Sorry but I refuse to wear coats indoors ever. I can't even stand long sleeves.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Is that Jen? It looks a lot like her but I suck at facial recognition

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    What about Hyper Casual and Legendarily Casual?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Shit man, I consider any collared shirt semi-formal

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