▲ 441 ▼ ultra casual (thelemmy.club) submitted 7 months ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 48 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 35 points 7 months ago (10 children) Here are some of the missing pixels: permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Speiser0@feddit.org 20 points 7 months ago (2 children) Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say "look, I can count to 10". Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don't think so. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 7 months ago #define unlocked endl Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke permalink fedilink source parent [+] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 point 7 months ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 7 months ago (1 child) int personality = sizeof(goals); Feels a bit simplified to me. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 7 months ago* You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]); To get the length of an array in C, it's necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element! BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you're bored. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (3 children) Oof, this would genuinely make me like someone less. Like, it's great that you like nerd stuff but that's just bullshit... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 6 points 7 months ago (1 child) Yeah, go big or go home with this kind of stuff. Give me some Linux kernel source code, maybe even some well-known RFC! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* I suggest RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service . permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 point 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high. To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org [S] 1 point 7 months ago You've found them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 20 points 7 months ago (2 children) Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say "look, I can count to 10". Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don't think so. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 7 months ago #define unlocked endl Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke permalink fedilink source parent [+] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 point 7 months ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 7 months ago #define unlocked endl Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 7 months ago (1 child) int personality = sizeof(goals); Feels a bit simplified to me. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 7 months ago* You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]); To get the length of an array in C, it's necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element! BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you're bored. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 7 months ago* You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]); To get the length of an array in C, it's necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element! BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you're bored. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (3 children) Oof, this would genuinely make me like someone less. Like, it's great that you like nerd stuff but that's just bullshit... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 6 points 7 months ago (1 child) Yeah, go big or go home with this kind of stuff. Give me some Linux kernel source code, maybe even some well-known RFC! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* I suggest RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service . permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 point 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high. To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 6 points 7 months ago (1 child) Yeah, go big or go home with this kind of stuff. Give me some Linux kernel source code, maybe even some well-known RFC! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* I suggest RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* I suggest RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 point 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) So much "nerd" paraphernalia is BS... This one is ridiculous (one doesn't get to "be a programmer" by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they're goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high. To show you're a nerd, don't go with obvious "look, this is what I am" but use dogwhistles (Conway's Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro's logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project... Just be more focused on your interests than yourself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org [S] 1 point 7 months ago You've found them. permalink fedilink source parent
