What is a criminal's favorite berry? (lemmy.today)

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Robbery.

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[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Why don't thieves like fruit pies?

Because they like raw berries.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I once saw a red fruit with the seeds on the outside jump out the bushes, demanding me to hand over my phone & wallet at knifepoint. He yelled "THIS IS A STROBERRY!"

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026

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