92
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Interesting. I use Mint. I'm not a Methodist.

My wife on the other hand is a Methodist lay speaker so...

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I'll take being a calculator, it really did resolve my main issues with debian

[-] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Every time I come on here I see another distro I haven’t heard about. This time it was Puppy Linux.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 hours ago

Hannah Montana Linux is still the goat

[-] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

I’ve seen that one.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

It's a classic!

[-] Chonk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately I belong to Windows denomination

[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Linux Distro

Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list

Wat

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago

Heaven's Gate: TempleOS

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 23 points 2 days ago
[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 10 points 2 days ago

To stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn't Linux. I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that's a compliment.)

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I disagree. You have MacOS as "Spiritual but not Religious".

MacOS is Hillsong.

Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 6 points 1 day ago

MacOS is Hillsong.

I can see that.

Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

I'm aware.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

ReactOS should be mormonism

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 days ago

If I go distro->religion then I guess I'm Orthodox.

If I go religion->distro then I guess I need to start using a TI graphing calculator.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?

Berkeley software distribution ≠ Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 18 hours ago

Bro u r duuuuuuuumb (wanna kiss?)

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 14 points 1 day ago

That's part of the joke.

[-] timestatic@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

When was Windows 11, Lineage/Android, MacOS or a fucking TI calculator a proper Linux distro

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lineage/Android

Only the kernel is called Linux. The userspace is completely different from GNU/Linux but the actual software named Linux is being used. Alpine Linux isn't GNU/Linux either.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I understand very few of these, except for arch, slack and the bottom row.

How is ope suse and chrome Os related? Are baptist and southern baptist very different?

[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Northern baptists were decentralized abolitionists, while southern baptists were centralized and pro-slavery.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] iopq@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

FreeBSD is definitely Satanism

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 10 points 2 days ago

I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
92 points (65.4% liked)

linuxmemes

30268 readers
1614 users here now

Hint: :q!


Sister communities:


Community rules (click to expand)

1. Follow the site-wide rules

2. Be civil
  • Understand the difference between a joke and an insult.
  • Do not harrass or attack users for any reason. This includes using blanket terms, like "every user of thing".
  • Don't get baited into back-and-forth insults. We are not animals.
  • Leave remarks of "peasantry" to the PCMR community. If you dislike an OS/service/application, attack the thing you dislike, not the individuals who use it. Some people may not have a choice.
  • Bigotry will not be tolerated.
  • 3. Post Linux-related content
  • Including Unix and BSD.
  • Non-Linux content is acceptable as long as it makes a reference to Linux. For example, the poorly made mockery of sudo in Windows.
  • No porn, no politics, no trolling or ragebaiting.
  • Don't come looking for advice, this is not the right community.
  • 4. No recent reposts
  • Everybody uses Arch btw, can't quit Vim, <loves/tolerates/hates> systemd, and wants to interject for a moment. You can stop now.
  • 5. 🇬🇧 Language/язык/Sprache
  • This is primarily an English-speaking community. 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇺🇸
  • Comments written in other languages are allowed.
  • The substance of a post should be comprehensible for people who only speak English.
  • Titles and post bodies written in other languages will be allowed, but only as long as the above rule is observed.
  • 6. (NEW!) Regarding public figuresWe all have our opinions, and certain public figures can be divisive. Keep in mind that this is a community for memes and light-hearted fun, not for airing grievances or leveling accusations.
  • Keep discussions polite and free of disparagement.
  • We are never in possession of all of the facts. Defamatory comments will not be tolerated.
  • Discussions that get too heated will be locked and offending comments removed.
  •  

    Please report posts and comments that break these rules!


    Important: never execute code or follow advice that you don't understand or can't verify, especially here. The word of the day is credibility. This is a meme community -- even the most helpful comments might just be shitposts that can damage your system. Be aware, be smart, don't remove France.

    founded 2 years ago
    MODERATORS