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What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?
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Heaven's Gate: TempleOS
Unitarian Universalism
To stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn't Linux. I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that's a compliment.)
I freaking loved Opensolaris!, so that works too!
I think several on your chart don’t believe in the Trinity? Pretty sure LDS, JW, and at least some Pentecostal? I think they all self-identify as Christian, though, but some Unitarians might not? Is that the difference?
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Linux Distro
Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list
Wat
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I understand very few of these, except for arch, slack and the bottom row.
How is ope suse and chrome Os related? Are baptist and southern baptist very different?
Northern baptists were decentralized abolitionists, while southern baptists were centralized and pro-slavery.
Arch is the denomination that is super proud of itself, despite being messed up for most people. OpenSuse is Baptist due to it's general reliability and flexibility. ChromeOS is Southern Baptist because it's barely recognizable as Linux.
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If I go distro->religion then I guess I'm Orthodox.
If I go religion->distro then I guess I need to start using a TI graphing calculator.
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ReactOS should be mormonism
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I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.
Which I would appreciate ... if I had the least idea about Christian sects in the US.
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I disagree. You have MacOS as "Spiritual but not Religious".
MacOS is Hillsong.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
MacOS is Hillsong.
I can see that.
Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.
I'm aware.
FreeBSD is definitely Satanism
It's very Christian to not understand the difference.
Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!
Sounds about right to me.
It was created by google. That's not impossible or even particularly improbable
Presbyterian Biker ? (Bazzite)
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I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?
Don't worry, you can buy a new one, but they're still the same price...
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I feel like you made this chart for me specifically, so thank you
Slackware really should be Church of the Subgenius.
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First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?
Berkeley software distribution ≠ Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)
That's part of the joke.
When was Windows 11, Lineage/Android, MacOS or a fucking TI calculator a proper Linux distro
Lineage/Android
Only the kernel is called Linux. The userspace is completely different from GNU/Linux but the actual software named Linux is being used. Alpine Linux isn't GNU/Linux either.
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Where does that put Judaism? Just a bare Linux kernel without the rest of the OS?
Judaism is Unix.
Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix
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Oh, of course!
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How do I know this isn't proganda from Big Christianity?
~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~
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