Heaven's Gate: TempleOS

Unitarian Universalism

Linux Distro

Windows 11, macOS, and FreeBSD on the list

Wat

I understand very few of these, except for arch, slack and the bottom row.

How is ope suse and chrome Os related? Are baptist and southern baptist very different?

If I go distro->religion then I guess I'm Orthodox.

If I go religion->distro then I guess I need to start using a TI graphing calculator.

ReactOS should be mormonism

I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.

I disagree. You have MacOS as "Spiritual but not Religious".

MacOS is Hillsong.

Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

FreeBSD is definitely Satanism

Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!

Presbyterian Biker ? (Bazzite)

I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?

I feel like you made this chart for me specifically, so thank you

Slackware really should be Church of the Subgenius.

First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?

Berkeley software distribution ≠ Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)

Where does that put Judaism? Just a bare Linux kernel without the rest of the OS?

How do I know this isn't proganda from Big Christianity?

guess this chart makes me metheodist tho