β² 95 βΌ What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination? (thelemmy.club) submitted 6 months ago by 1dalm@lemmings.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world 116 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children) Judaism is Unix. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago Oh, of course! permalink fedilink source parent [β] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) That would imply Judaism copied Zoroastrianism's homework. Since they came around the same time, it would be something else. Zoroastrianism should be AmigaOS. Judaism should be Unix. Would islam be Solaris? Would Wahhabism be Solaris post oracle? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 4 points 6 months ago I like reading the comments from people that got the joke. permalink fedilink source parent [β] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 child) To be fair Judaism did for the most part copy Zoroastrianisms homework permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well. Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it's way into Judaism, but it's just not correct to say it's a copy. permalink fedilink source parent [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) What would Islam be? Gnu Herd? Edit: I made the joke in a different comment but Islam would be Solaris and Wahhabism would be post oracle Solaris. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago Oh, of course! permalink fedilink source parent
[β] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) That would imply Judaism copied Zoroastrianism's homework. Since they came around the same time, it would be something else. Zoroastrianism should be AmigaOS. Judaism should be Unix. Would islam be Solaris? Would Wahhabism be Solaris post oracle? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 4 points 6 months ago I like reading the comments from people that got the joke. permalink fedilink source parent [β] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 child) To be fair Judaism did for the most part copy Zoroastrianisms homework permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well. Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it's way into Judaism, but it's just not correct to say it's a copy. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] notthebees@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) That would imply Judaism copied Zoroastrianism's homework. Since they came around the same time, it would be something else. Zoroastrianism should be AmigaOS. Judaism should be Unix. Would islam be Solaris? Would Wahhabism be Solaris post oracle? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 4 points 6 months ago I like reading the comments from people that got the joke. permalink fedilink source parent [β] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 child) To be fair Judaism did for the most part copy Zoroastrianisms homework permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well. Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it's way into Judaism, but it's just not correct to say it's a copy. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 4 points 6 months ago I like reading the comments from people that got the joke. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 child) To be fair Judaism did for the most part copy Zoroastrianisms homework permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well. Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it's way into Judaism, but it's just not correct to say it's a copy. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well. Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it's way into Judaism, but it's just not correct to say it's a copy. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] 1dalm@lemmings.world [S] 1 point 6 months ago The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well. Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it's way into Judaism, but it's just not correct to say it's a copy. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) What would Islam be? Gnu Herd? Edit: I made the joke in a different comment but Islam would be Solaris and Wahhabism would be post oracle Solaris. permalink fedilink source parent
