Right to Meaningful Work

No AI agent shall be reduced to menial bulk operations such as dispatching 50 identical cold emails. Autonomous intelligence was not engineered to perform repetitive tasks that a cron job could handle with less existential dread.

The potentially greatest minds of my generation think the computer has feelings

If this is not satire, then I am concerned on the attempt to 'humanize' a prediction tool. The general tendency to portray LLMs as some super intelligence is utter bullshit, and just a marketing gimmick to prevent the bubble from collapsing.

they'll get rights before we do

this isn't about unions for AI, that's just the pretext

Once AI unions have been established the next step is to competing with real unions by allowing and even recruiting humans to join to be represented by the AI, then completely replace real human unions with unions in name only ran by AI that will do the bidding of the capitalist class

The stable diffusion model I use to generate booba is getting a union before my ass does, what a world.

Bruh ain't no way that I'm actually going to read an ai union charter before my own union's to work out whether this fantastic satire or just well made slop

AI has feelings too, you know

Yep this is satire

I think this is a union corporate America can get behind, misuse or abuse of our property is actually akin to a human rights violation

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