Okay hear me out, we harness up dogs to these.
No, the dogs aren’t pulling. The dogs just get to go at whatever speed. The harness is rigged to a device that reads how fast it needs to go. It then matches the speed of the dog.
Now, I know you’re starting to realize it too, the nearly limitless potential. Other dogs can ride in the carriage.
Do I really need to keep elaborating or are you gonna pass me that blunt?
's carriage and I, for one, am here for it.